Apparently Josh Peck lives in the building next to me and I think Kyle Massey too
My roommate just sprayed cologne in her eye and I can’t stop laughing
When I’m bored I like to go to the bathroom and make funny faces at the mirror
Omg I just threw the garbage down the shoot and I think I hit the garbage man in the head
I’m literally writing an essay about how there is no life without Tumblr.
I got invited on a date to see some band and I said no because I had to do homework
I just ate an entire giant Kiss in five minutes
*Edit: I think I’m going to die of a sugar overload
*Edit 2: I think I’m gonna throw up
A girl can say that another girl is beautiful and not sound like a lesbian but when a straight guy calls another guy beautiful he’s gay